Its about making memories worth repressing
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?