Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to