it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
my liver is dry heaving
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