and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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