im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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