Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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