The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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