But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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