Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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