I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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