Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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