erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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