it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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