I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Randomize
