We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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