I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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