Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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