That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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