At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!