Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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