Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
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Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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