I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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