Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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