i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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