Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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