why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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