Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
These tits shall not be calmed
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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