how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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