I'm so fucking centered right now
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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