We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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I just found puke in my bra..
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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