I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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