i always forget guys have bellybuttons
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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