Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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