The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
What a dumb baby whore.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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