some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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