She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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