When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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