Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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