oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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