I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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