If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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