At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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