drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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