I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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