I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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