If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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