Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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