I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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