so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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