i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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