Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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