Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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